| December 26 | | | “To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.” |
| December 21 | | | Listening to Prince on my iPod at the Zoo |
| December 1 | | | “An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.” |
| November 6 | | | 35 Tobermory Dr. |
| October 30 | | | I Know Now Why You Cry |
| October 23 | | | Dead Serious |
| October 11 | | | You Ain’t ‘Cause You Not |
| October 5 | | | Nosferatone |
| July 30 | | | “Can Help Lower Cholesterol and Reduce the Risk of Heart Disease” |
| June 18 | | | “The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely.” |
| June 6 | | | Oh, Kafka |
| May 27 | | | Bad Last Impression |
| May 4 | | | “Science can never grapple with the irrational.” |
| March 19 | | | “Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.” Part 3 |
| March 11 | | | “Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.” Part 2 |
| March 5 | | | “Being natural is simply a pose, and the most irritating pose I know.” Part 1 |
| February 25 | | | “A witticism is an epigram on the death of a feeling.” |
| February 14 | | | Oh, Richard! Of Course I Will! |
| February 5 | | | He’s a Ghost. And He Writes. |
| January 29 | | | It’s A-BOR-tion, Not Abor-TION |
| January 14 | | | “And, after all, what is a fashion? From the artistic point of view, it is usually a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” |
| January 4 | | | Seriously Though, the Resemblance is Uncanny |
